I've no idea who is behind this gem, but it is truly hilarious:
"Seize the ass. Hold it fast and massage it. Work it. Flaunt it. Make it work for you"
Found at the ever-wonderful Where's My Jetpack?
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Full disclosure Jason:
3 years ago I worked with the man pictured on the homepage of Asssells. He was a web/graphic designer, I was a copywriter. In our bored moments, we came up with the concept and built it out, with me doing most of the writing.
I saw it as pure satire. He really wanted it to fly. The site went dark for a year, but I just noticed he put it back up. I'm hoping he forges on with his dream.
While clearly tongue in cheek (ZING!) there is truth in all humor.
Posted by: Jetpacks | March 20, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Actually this theory has merit. Dragon's Den's Duncan Ballantine's new book recommends the quickest way to make a million is to be a tight ass,...
I'm here all night ;-)
Posted by: Stephen | March 20, 2007 at 06:20 PM
Fucking legend. This has made my day (and made my co-workers think I'm insane from laughing out loud).
Posted by: Will | April 19, 2007 at 01:47 PM